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Hello and Welcome to Frizzowear.com. Thanks for stopping in and wandering around. We have come exciting changes taking place over the next few months. Such as a brand new music resource area where musician's will be able to find anything and everything from booking to bass drums! I am really excited about the whole thing. I apologize that it is taking so long, as I am doing this right now in my spare time apart from a 50 hour per week FT job. But all things considering i am making decent progress.

ANNOUNCEMENT!!

Hi,

We just wanted to remind you that the deadline to enter the International Songwriting Competition (ISC) is less than one week away! For more information and to enter online or via mail, please go to our website at http://www.songwritingcompetition.com

ISC is giving away over $100,000 in cash and prizes. Entries must be postmarked on or before Monday, September 15, 2003.

All musicians, bands, solo artists, and songwriters are invited to enter their songs. This year's competition includes 13 categories: Pop/Top 40; Rock; Country; AAA/Roots/Americana; R&B/Hip-Hop; Blues; Folk/Singer- Songwriter; Jazz; World; Gospel/Christian; Dance/Electronica; Lyrics Only; and a special Teen category for songwriters 18 yrs. old and younger.

Great prizes, in conjunction with a lot of promotion and exposure, are only some of the reasons to enter your songs into ISC. The competition also offers both amateur and professional songwriters the unprecedented chance to have their music heard by some of the most influential and high-profile leaders in the music and recording industry. This year's competition features a distinguished panel of judges, including:

Rob Thomas (Lead Singer/Songwriter, Matchbox 20)
B.B. King (Legendary Blues Artist)
Pat Metheny (Jazz Guitarist)
Phil Vassar (Country Artist, Singer/Songwriter)
Dan Haseltine (Lead Singer/Songwriter, Jars Of Clay)
Vanessa Carlton (Singer/Songwriter - Teen Category Only)
Bebe Winans (Gospel Artist)
Guru (Rapper/Composer, Gang Starr)
Paul Oakenfold (DJ/Producer/Remixer)
Raine Maida (Lead Singer/Songwriter, Our Lady Peace)
*NSYNC (Teen Category Only)
Nile Rodger (Producer/Performer - Chic, Madonna, Peter Gabriel, etc)
Monte Lipman (President, Universal Records)
Arif Mardin (VP/GM, Manhattan Records)
Bruce Lundvall (CEO/President, Capitol Jazz/Classics)
Frank Callari (Sr. VP A&R, Lost Highway Records)
Tina Davis (Sr. VP A&R, Def Jam/Def Soul)
Rose Noone (Sr. VP A&R, Epic Records)
Jimmy Bralower (VP A&R, Atlantic Records)
Kim Stephens (VP A&R/Promotion, Lava Records)
Tara Griggs-Magee (Sr. VP/GM, Verity Records)
Robert Beeson (President, Essential Records)
Errol Kolosine (GM, Astralwerks Records)
Michael Gudinski (Chairman, Mushroom Group Of Companies)

Please pass this information onto anyone you think might be interested in ISC, and don't forget to check out our sponsors and media partners listed below.

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http://www.songwritingcompetition.com

Me and Ben Harper - Bonnaroo 2002

I had the opportunity to hang out backstage like I was an actual somebody! Ben Harper is definatly one of the coolest cats around and I will tell you why. As I was standing back there in the tent with reps for Rolling Stone and Jambands.com and Relix Magazine, I realized that I was a little fish in this pond! But I patiently waited in line to ask him some questions about his music and how he got started yadda yadda. As I grew closer to him I noticed that everyone was asking the same questions over and over again and I didn't want to seem like i was beating a dead horse. So I decided to use another approach! The line was getting shorter and I still didn't really know what to say to the icon. All the while I was talking with the Bassist from Galactic and Jack Johnson in person just as you and I would talk candid to you at a bar or something. Let me just mention that those guys rock! Cool as shit! Just like you and I with the exception of them having great voices and talent! Ahemm..... Excuse me. Finally it was my turn. I sat down on the couch with him as another journalist was getting up and I waited for him to turn to me. A very long FIVE seconds! lol! When he did, everything that I had in my head drew a fat blank! So I just decided to wing it and let him know that I appreciated his music on so many different levels and told him to keep it up, to make a long story short. Because of this , he allowed me to hang out with him on the couch and bullshit for about 20 min. A 20 min that I won't soon forget. Thanks Ben! Much Love!

Just a thought or two.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

A DonkeyPunch CLIP
Title: 3 Man Gone bad for Rick!
hit the right mouse button on top of the clip and press play!

Random Quote Of the Day.

PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 8:30 Weigh 5lbs. lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, squeezed orange juice and croissants
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
10:30 Facial , manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.
1:00 Shopping with friends.
3:00 Nap.
4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer.
4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage.
5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
10:00 Hot shower. Alone.
10:30 Make love.
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.

A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN
6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15 Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45 Play front nine at Augusta , finish 2 under par.
11:30 Blowjob
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob.
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta , finish 4 under par.
2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:20 Blowjob
2:30 Private jet to Nassau , Bahamas . Nap.
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
4:15 Blowjob
4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.
7:00 Watch Sportscenter.
7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
11! :45 Go to bed.
11:46 One last blowjob
11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
12:00 Laugh yourself to sleep.

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One More...Funny Story

Hell hath no fury...

A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then, she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to."

Talk about revenge....

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